Detective Waffle

A (very) short comedic dialogue. Very rampus.

“A rampus sight.”

Detective waffle sighed.

“Sir that’s not a word.”

“Sure it is.”

“Then what does it mean?”

“It um… I uh… It’s hard to explain. It is a word. And it describes this crime scene.”

“What crime scene?”

“The one in front of us.”

“Sir?”

“D****t Tibbson look there! There!”

“That’s just a rock.”

“Tibbson you f*****g moron there, now you see?”

“Sir you are not a detective.”

“Excuse me? Tibbson what the f**k has gotten into you!?”

“Well,”

“You know what? I’ve heard enough. I’m requesting a new assistant.”

“Sir you are a waffle.”

“Like hell I am. Get the f**k out of here Tibbson.”

Reviews

[Stanley R. Teater]

Very enjoyable. Thank you for sharing it.

[Stan Lee]

Like what? lol. Reminds me of Monty Python. Detective Waffle was a clever word play. I liked it. :)