Latter-Day Saint

I know a monster, a rapist, an arthritic paedophiliac

I have eczema and celiacs but that doesn’t stop sexual attacks

I was a kid once upon a time, oh fudge and too much masturbation

I liked Star Wars, Boba Fett, and the maze city of Coruscant

I didn’t like my parents or my neighbours or their saints

Then my neighbour played with my little butt and I stole his porno 

Now I murder small animals like a lazy psychopath and bat s**t crazy

My mind is a slaughterhouse magazine, just ask Kurt Vonnegut

My life is trauma and worse than Troma films and too much PlayStation

I hunt and eat mountain lion c***s and live in a hut full of bulimic vomit

I’m not homophobic but I killed a bunch of  lipped f*****s on Mexico vacation

There’s no laws there so whatever and I grew up in a cult

I used to cut myself anemic, sip whiskey, and pierce my skin with sewing needles

I cleaned my wounds with maggots and LSD astronomical trip weekends

Why don’t you just kill yourself, it’s worth it, oh says Pokemon weedles

I lived in Perth for three years and gave birth to worker ants metaphorically

I was trained the trainer of victims in the brothel of horrible laughter

I have a c**t I wasn’t born with but by way of surgery forced for twerking

My enemy is searching for me because I escaped sex trafficking

I hunt these evil f***s now instead and there’s no stopping me, I’m the devil

I have become more evil than they are or wed, praise Jesus and cucks

I save people from capitalism beds because we’er all forced to suck dick

By killing coyotes because I speak a million languages and I get in bed

Test me, I’ll hunt and kill you and I’m sick as f**k as god could make me

I’ve killed more people than I’ve fucked and I’ve lost count of both

I’m a sex traffic victim seeking revenge and I worship Hoth

There’s nothing I won’t do