AA Sponsor

I betrayed you because I’m a f*****g liar

I’ve been stalked by mountain lions, bears, and tigers

I spent years in prison and I’m a f*****g dirty fighter

I don’t give good oral sex because I’m a biter

I’m a little penis, short and stout

Here is my handle, here is my spout

All things are a goddamn drug like a downer

My AA sponsor face-fucked Jeffrey Dahmer

I can make weapons out of anything I find

I can write books of paedophilia of which I signed

I am a monster but scientists can’t taxonomy my kind

I am a drug addict but my mind cannot be gold mined

I’m a little penis, short and stout

Here is my handle, here is my spout

All things are a goddamn drug like a downer

My AA sponsor face-fucked Jeffrey Dahmer

I was aligned with God before He made the devil

I fucked Lilith but then a carpenter made us all level

I cut my own hair and veins and this s**t is disheveled 

All this wine I drink is gone and 

into my mouth the whiskey I shovel

I’m a little penis, short and stout