The Feeling That Girls Are Right

I am a surgeon, and I’m going to cut Travis’s heart out. 

Girls pretend to be cool. They pretend to be pretty. Girls like to pretend. The world is dreams.

“Be the man I want or I’ll kill you,” the beast said.

“I’m a beautiful man, I can have any female.”

“No, I choose you as mine.”

“I don’t think it works that way.”

“It’s the only way it works!”

I want him, thought the beast.

I can’t stand this girl, thought the beauty.

Just wait. I’m cute as f**k, thought the beast.

I just want a blowjob.

He’s only gross in the beginning. I’ll train him.

Wait. Am I suppose to give her blowjobs?

Yes, you’re learning.

She’s perfect.

Yes.

The surgeon cut his heart out. Wrote a love note on it.

It said to the beast, “your a*s is really cute. F**k me with it!”

“Uh,” said the swamp.

“Uh,” said the barstool.

“Uh,” said the stupid boy.

“Yes!” said the girl.

“Okay,” everyone agreed.

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