MondaineGarcon Cameo

I’m the coolest barstool ever. Girls love putting their asses on me. Hell yeah.

“Hey girl!”

“Sup, barstool!”

“Put your a*s on me!”

“Okay!”

Girls love putting their asses on me. I’m the man. Wait! What the f**k is that?! Is that MondaineGarcon? I thought he was gone. Rehab or some s**t. F*****g a-hole alcoholic!

“Dude!” I yelled out. I love that guy.

“Bro, I need a f*****g drink,” said MG.

“I’ll buy!”

“Man, a barstool never bought me a drink before.”

“You’re funny. I’ve seen countless girls buy you drinks, so you have a way.”

“I eat p***y, bro. So they keep me drunk. One day a cop thought I was a prostitute.”

“How’d you get out of that?”

“Well, it was a female cop.”

“Bwahahahahah!”

“So man, or barstool, you heard the thing that’s been going around? About the paradise swamp?”

“Tell me.”

“Bro, so the myth is that there’s this girl in a swamp. F*****g hottie. Never learned how to take care of herself in puberty. A total mess. Story goes: a man can get her if he’s man enough. She’s a beast. Totes unkempt. Wild, right?”

“Right.”

“A real man’s dream. No make-up bullshit or city s**t. She’s pure female. A fuckable beast.”

“You want her?”

“What man doesn’t?”

“I’m a barstool. You’re drunk to have a convo like this with me.”

“Dude, hairy girls that are crazy are f*****g hot. I’m hunting the beast.”

“For sure. I’ll go with you.”

Reviews

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Hey so this your new account . I was thought you move to another field. Anyway it's good to have you around. Sometimes your writing get over board. But that's we loving in it. Have good times with your fantasies.

[ExhumedWindows]

i'm an alcoholic. i need rehab. but instead i have writerscafe. fml. take care of yourself, bro.

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I guess this style of writing can be very therapeutic . But still I think it's can be very nice to at real rehab. To be with others alcoholics and hear their stories. Feel that tension when people start to be feed up with each other and weakness of others etc. My second father was abusive alcoholic . Actually he told me be in rehab it's much better then at real world cause you don't need to drink or be with family. He was funny fellow when he was sorb. Probably he does not know but he have quite talent to say serious things like jokes.

[ExhumedWindows]

i spent years doing rehab. i have ptsd too. yeah, writing is how i take the edge off now. and whiskey helps. can't say i have ever been abusive, except verbally. i accidentally called my mum a c**t one day :/ i liked hearing the stories in rehab too, but to be honest i don't think i've heard an original story in about eight years. every one of us basically had the same s**t done to us.

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Yeah I guess after while everything became quite scheme. One my friend recently return from rehab. But he don't talk too much about that. Besides he was alcoholic he is also bi polar . Which make quiet probably harder. At my youth i was drank like hell but never get addicted . Even i have months when i was always drunk it feels like i am drowning somewhere . I have actually also ptsd my therapist told me it's all come in from my abusive childhood. I get quiet lot flashbacks each day. Usually it's very unpleasant like how i beat it by my parents or how some women treated me etc. Well we all carrying our scars and pain and writing is just relive for us .

[ExhumedWindows]

you're not alone, brother. what's your plan? how do you get better? you have to have a plan. my ptsd flashbacks are irregular. and scars are good things. they are proof we survived. you can get through anything. all things in life are manageable.

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Yes there is lot of brothers and sister like us. I can say mostly my friends they are kind of damaged like me.

About plans . Well actually one of my oldest dreams came to true. I always wish to settle down somewhere at the woods in wooden cabin. It was take quiet time i guess about 20 years. But it's get quiet impact on my behaviour. Special forwards to my loved ones. The nature giving me kind of mellow flow and i am more observant forward to myself and my thoughts. I don't burst so easily like at past. Yeah i think that sentence about are scars it's quiet true and actually simulate sentence said Dr Hannibal Lecter at book Red Dragon.


Yeah i find now on internet it's little different but meaning it's basically same. Here is it

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in the final letter to Will] My dear Will, you must be healed by now... on the outside at least, I hope you're not too ugly. What a collection of scars you have. Never forget who gave you the best of them, and be grateful, our scars have the power to remind us that the past was real

[ExhumedWindows]

i have a lot of scars. you and i are probably more similar than you might think. i mean inside. i can tell, maybe because i'm older. don't be scared of what you are. be you. kill it, bro.

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I think generally all people have more common things . Then they are actually willing admit . If I can see how people arguing about each other. If they really know well each other they will not raise they differences but what they have really common and what can bring them more together.


You will be not believe how many rude messages i get on this website from fake accounts. I wonder who they really are. If they really know me they will be calling me pervert or even something more ugly.

Don't worry i am glad who i am. And i will don't change my style of writing cause somebody think is not belong here etc.

[ExhumedWindows]

oh i think you're something far worse than perverted or ugly, that's why we get along. i think you should do what you're thinking. i support you. do it.

we have things in common but in opposite ways. i think you should do what is on your mind. i'll help plan it :)

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Yeah I believe it's just from genes from my father. He is also pervert. Sometimes is good some ideas keep in the head. Sometimes I feel my head is full of trash bags. But anyway thanks for support.

[ExhumedWindows]

don't blame your father. that's too easy to do. i was taught to admit all things to oneself, god, and another human being. that's the basic code of 12 steps. i have no secrets. maybe write a story about yours and call it fiction. see what happens. support, brother.

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Hey man that was joke . Sometimes communication on internet can be quiet unclear. You cannot see expression of real human face. Do you member what Jefrey Dahmer said about his crimes. Only person who you can blame it's me . Well I considering write semi biography. But I still don't decided when . When I start I will let you know.

[ExhumedWindows]

you should write everything you can. pour it out. if you write an autobiography, i'll edit if for you. i'd love to read it.

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I was actually last week considering to write my memoir. But still I don't know how to approach . But I guess best way is just to start and let see how is goes. I will let you know when it will be ready. Take care brother.

[ExhumedWindows]

don't write it chronological. write about how you feel today about what happened yesterday. tell about who you are now based on what happened before. a memoir is not about facts, it's about an interpretation of your life today. i say write it, bro. you seem really interesting.