The Dog that’s Crazy

I have a dog

that goes crazy.

She dresses up like a clown.

Her name is Sneezy.

She rides on a unicycle

up and down the streets

of my town.
Sneezy always barks at the door

to go out, but then

asks to be let in again.

Instead of eating

dinner at night,

she eats Coca Puffs and drinks

OJ because she’s crazzzzzy!

 

She does all this because

she thinks she is funny,

but I think

she is just confused.

As an owner of a wacky dog,

I suggest (if only necessary)

to please tell your dog

that they aren’t funny!

 

This is my life as

an owner of a crazy dog.

Author's Note

Don't even ask me why I wrote this. xD

Reviews

[Yina]

Haha I'm almost glad I don't own a crazy dog lol