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Mid-life Crisis Dream Car          By: Emma Anderson 6/24/2011

     Have you ever had a product that was either too small or too big? Yes? Are you tired of one size fits all advertising? Yes? Well have you ever wondered why can’t my car be cooler? Or why is everything so gosh darn generic? Then the Mid-life Crisis Dream is the car for you!! It’s equipped with smoke-producing jets on every square inch of the car and that are practically invisible from 100 yards away! And when you make the decision to purchase this sports utility vehicle we shall carefully measure every nook and cranny of your slowly wrinkling body and your car shall be built only to fit you so those nasty teenage kids of yours can’t drive it. Sick of those ketchup stains and beer spills in your car? Don’t worry; your husband won’t be able to fit his growing middle-aged pot belly into the seat! If you want to change your dull, dwindling life then call 1-800-you-r-old and ask about payment options which will range from emptying your bank account all at once to a dollar a minute. We hope you don’t die before you can call us.

 

 

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[Emunah June.]

Oh wow! I never thought of it that way. O_O"