Green Buddy

An odd poem about a late night visit by an alien. (Not appropriate for little kids)

I couldn't sleep last night
not that anyone cares
it was due to the sounds
and creaking on my stairs
first it was a little
and then it was a lot
my pillow on my head
could drown the sound not
then I reached for my gun
made sure it was loaded
as my room door opened
like if it exploded
and there in the doorway
stood a little green man
with 3 arms and 4 legs
and 6 little green hands
he then said "gleep gleep glack"
and "meffle blub marf glob"
he smiled wide then said
"or you can call me Bob".
I think I mumbled words
or some stupid reply
and looked blankly back at
this strange little green guy
well he seemed to like me
at least it seemed as though
because something he left
just before he did go
he said it was a gift
from a land far away
then he blew me a kiss
before beaming away
I walked to where he stood
now that I was alone
and there it was my gift
laid out on some green foam
it was so beautiful
none like I'd ever seen
the rarest of flowers
and of course it was green
I should've thought it odd
in that late night hour
so many miles traveled
to deliver a flower
instead I felt lucky
I even got a little chill
just thinking about life
on green planets, what a thrill!
why was I shivering?
even though I felt blessed?
then I noticed why
I forgot to get dressed
yes I had been naked
and had stood in the nude
when I was visited
by the little green dude
as I went back to bed
a horrific thought struck
only with small green men
do I have any luck
my head started hurting
with these thoughts so complex
and still couldn't sleep now
worried I had green sex.