Party Master

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Here we go

Drove up in my Lambo

Riding solo like Rambo

Clips full of bands

Rocking all the ice

Pieces looking nice

Looking back twice.

This is the main event

Click snap getting lit.

D.J.’s got to mix it

Like an octopus 

Spins and twists

Bass has got a thump

Party’s about to jump

Everyone's looking hazy

Like the maid of the mist.

(Pre-Chorus)

Everyone in V.I.P.

Owes some cheddar to me

I’m not the oldest G but you’ll

All remember me.

(Chorus)

I’m the party master

With the flavours for disaster

Cause I’m the party master

With the flavours for disaster

I’m the party master

With the flavours for disaster

Got my lady’s blessing

Now we’re getting wild tonight.

I strut up to the bar

And grab a big jug

Put it to my mouth 

And take a big bad slug.

Everybody knows I’m the boss

Like Tony Danza

And Alysa Millano

I’m gonna make you Mona

Like Angela getting stimulated

By a tarantula.

(Pre-Chorus)

Everyone in V.I.P.

Owes some cheddar to me

I’m not the oldest G but you’ll

All remember me.

(Chorus)

I’m the party master

With the flavours for disaster

Cause I’m the party master

With the flavours for disaster

I’m the party master

With the flavours for disaster

Got my lady’s blessing

Now we’re getting wild tonight.

This party’s so hot

I’ve got to get some cool

Playing with some ice

A little suck and blow

Make this party crazy 

With a kilo of snow.

With a kilo of snow

With a kilo of snow.

(Pre-Chorus)

Everyone in V.I.P.

Owes some cheddar to me

I’m not the oldest G but you’ll

All remember me.

(Chorus)

I’m the party master

With the flavours for disaster

Cause I’m the party master

With the flavours for disaster

I’m the party master

With the flavours for disaster

Got my lady’s blessing

Now we’re getting wild tonight.

Send my girl a text

She’s in a bubble bath

Getting ready you know

She sends a video

Just to give me a show.

With respect and intellect

Up a hundred degrees

My girl is treasure

She knows how to handle one of these

I tell her everything

There isn't a thing she don’t know

Ten more shots 

With citrus squeeze

Let’s get this out of control.

(Chorus)

I’m the party master

With the flavours for disaster

Cause I’m the party master

With the flavours for disaster

I’m the party master

With the flavours for disaster

Got my lady’s blessing

Now we’re getting wild tonight.

I’m the party master

With the flavours for disaster

I set this party fire

And the crowd gets higher

With my lady’s blessing

Hella party’s out of control

Time to get the f**k up 

And take a shot of I don’t know.

(Chorus)

I’m the party master

With the flavours for disaster

Cause I’m the party master

With the flavours for disaster

I’m the party master

With the flavours for disaster

Got my lady’s blessing

Now we’re getting wild tonight.

Got my lady’s blessing

And I’m out of control

Got my lady’s blessing

I’m out-e 

F**k the Lambo.

January 3rd 2021

By: Adam John Hopkins