Diary of a wimpy kid: Teh Interwebs

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Monday

I was having an average day. I had to go to school, leave and do nothing. Pretty boring. Until my mom got a new computer, I got her old windows XP. But it was great, I first checked out the amount of storage she had. There were only a few gigabytes. And I found my baby pictures. (Help me)

Tuesday

Finally. I'm back, and Rowley came over. Him being an idiot made me go to the dark web. I saw nothing at first. But then. There was a redneck selling drugs and posters of waifu's.
I was bored. I decided to buy it.

Wednesday

Everything arrived. And our dad started to snort cocaine when we got home from school. While pictures of nude waifu's we're on the wall. I was shocked. Then some weirdo decided to post "Greg's no nut November on Wattpad. I left that s**t FAST. I then checked YouTube. And it was just like it's older self. Smosh is most subscribed, earnsubscribers.com was a thing and a lot of people talked about youareanidiot.com. no demonitization and no wojcicki. We were even able to upload.

Thursday

I found a website named "lalala.com" seems happy. Right? Heck no, it slowly got more NSFL. Puppies to death. I HAD to make a video on this. I got hatslice, a screen recorder and I was ready. I then uploaded my first video. It took a few hours for my first sub. It was my mom, it took a few more hours for my first view by a random person. Making progress.

Friday

Rowley came back… yay. We found an email by "[email protected]" i also made a video about that and another video, about wierd things on Amazon. I got 2 likes. I also reacted to memes. And Rowley and I made a deal. If I got him ice cream each day, he would edit my videos.

Saturday

I was able to do even MORE during Saturday! So I made 4 videos. One about my life. One about my setup tour. One about some more obscure sites. and lastly, I decided to make a video about an iceberg I made. And it acted weird and marked the upload date as 8/12/08.

Sunday

I had to go to church. But when I got home. I realized I had 4 subs!

Monday

Everyone was getting ready for Halloween. I also made a video about it almost being Halloween. And a couple of hours later, my mom got me "smarties" I ate them, and I was STILL AVERAGE! Either way. I found this channel named hajiku. He said he "predicts the future". Then, it sounded dumb. But he was actually right.

Tuesday

I was on the dark web again, I found a website that "teaches dark magic" I checked it out for the lulz. But it somehow actually worked!?!?! I uploaded it to YouTube IMMEDIATELY. I then ordered this thing called mani-soda. Basically, you write what you want on the bottle, drink it, then you get what you wrote.

Wednesday

Not much

Thursday

I found a Mario maker fangame. It was actually better than the original, so I made a let's play series. I also made a video about why I hate "mother goose club". I got to 10 subs. I also made a video about 2020 predictions. But I intentionally made it the opposite of what 2020 was.

Friday

As I used the computer more. I just felt something. Like, when you re-visit nostalgia. A place before earth was like this. I just remember being at the park while looking at the sunset. I made a video about how I'll never quit YouTube. And that I'll stay. So I looked at my bottles of mani-soda. And wrote "travel to 2008".

Saturday

Everything. Is AMAZING! There's world peace, no politics and I got a GameCube. Life is great now. And I have UNLIMITED LIFE because of my mani-soda.

Sunday

At least it's almost Halloween. I now have 20 subs. So I made a 20 sub special.

Monday

I had a GREAT DAY. first, somebody talked about ME! They promoted me. Next, I got a GameCube portable. Then, I got 1000 subs. And finally, I got a Wii phone.

Tuesday

Not much

Wednesday

I made a video playing Mario 128. (Thank you mani-soda) I got 1947 views. But then Rowley came. Apparently people on the dark web were selling ban hammers. (Stats: ATK 9999 DEF 9999 SKILL: when stuck in a horde of enemies. Just throw it like a boomerang) seems op. I then buy it.

Thursday

I just realized so many people are making fanfics of me. Help

Friday

I made a book about my history on VidLii called "My history on VidLii". But I found a website called "frehdeeltho4u.xyz", so I made a video on it. But the somebody made several apts. Spamming my videos with one stars and commenting stuff like RAPE, S**T, 1ST WARNING and other stuff.

Saturday

My dad mixed every drug in the world and called it "Meckaine"

Sunday

Apparently I found a family channel. but secretly. The parents are pedos and abuse their children behind camera. We found that out when their kid climbed through our window and told us about it. Safe to say, we exposed the HELL out of them.

Monday

Only 6 or 7 days until Halloween. Rowley came back so we just played some of those "goddamn videogames". But then I thought "what if I sold my diaries". So I then copied them and sold them to the public. But then Rowley got bit by an ant, so he had to go home.

Tuesday

So made a video playing on my GameCube portable and my Wii phone. I also thought I'd discover everything that wasn't discovered in 2008. Oh also Smosh uploaded.

Wednesday

Somebody on the news said "who was Joe"

Thursday

So. We realized our drive was saved so I showed everyone future stuff. And we also drowned wojcicki. I mean we NEED DISLIKE COUNTS! Also we started an argument about if it was pronounced "gif" or "jif".

Friday

Not much. Mom got me candy though. And I also got famous on the dark web. Help.

Saturday

We had to pick out our costumes for Halloween. Also we went back to the dark web. I found a costume named "VidLii tunic". 2 DEF. Interesting. We also decided to plagiarise dream before he had a channel.

Sunday

We got 5000 subs. And we also went trick or treating. We got a heck ton of candy and some money. Also my costume fit perfectly. Either way. See you next month.