Loved the eponymous name of the owner of the abominable abdominals , together with the colourful finale. You certainly know how to bring out the worst in your character and the belly laughs (sorry, no pun intended) for your readers. Thanks,Woody, for being my favourite sit down comedien.
Norm
Posted 8 Years Ago
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
8 Years Ago
hahaha sit down is right. boy I'm so glad you spotted the name, Norm. I had to point it out to some .. read morehahaha sit down is right. boy I'm so glad you spotted the name, Norm. I had to point it out to some reviewers.
thanks a lot my friend. such a joy to know it made you laugh.
Ah! sir, this one moved me a lot. Your tone is amusing and extremely engaging. The man- the overweight man- whose spouse, um, you know what. And, he tries to solve the perplexed problem. He does everything in his power, but in vain. The end is pretty amazing. Beautifully written, keep writing.
Posted 8 Years Ago
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
8 Years Ago
thank you very much Vatsal for your kind words. glad you enjoyed it.
I really enjoyed the two stories that I read from you and so I thought to drop by and read one of your poems and honestly mate, this is great! Great choice words, cleverly written, it's funny and sorta sad at the same time. A wonderful job once again. Well done!
Posted 8 Years Ago
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
8 Years Ago
aah this is my true self. I truly enjoy myself more when I write funny pieces.
thank you Edmu.. read moreaah this is my true self. I truly enjoy myself more when I write funny pieces.
thank you Edmund. you're too kind.
Very funny! Even though it took me a while to get the joke..
Posted 8 Years Ago
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
8 Years Ago
thank you so much my friend. glad you got it in the end. always look for puns in my writes. love ply.. read morethank you so much my friend. glad you got it in the end. always look for puns in my writes. love ply on words.
Not a fan of the rhyming but you forced me to enjoy it.
Do you still look pregnant?
Posted 8 Years Ago
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
8 Years Ago
hahahaha you are quite a character, Hans. tell you the truth I was dreading your visit. I saw some o.. read morehahahaha you are quite a character, Hans. tell you the truth I was dreading your visit. I saw some of your reviews and was mystified by your unwarranted agressiveness sometimes.
here, you start by a little praise (you forced me to enjoy it) and BAM! "do you still look pregnant?"
look Hanz, I'm no poet. in fact I suck at poetry. I tried my hand at some funny stuff, limericks and things like that. and I'm partial to rhymes. I mostly write short stories. all in the humour genre. nothing deep. hardly any lessons to be found there. I like a good laugh and enjoy making people laugh. I may or may not succeed and my excuse is that English is not my mother tongue.
to answer your question, no I don't look very pregnant. just a little bump :)
thanks a lot for stopping to read and review.
8 Years Ago
If your mystified then you have no reason to use the word unwarranted... if you knew that to be true.. read moreIf your mystified then you have no reason to use the word unwarranted... if you knew that to be true you would not be so mystified.
"dreading you visit"
this place isn't that serious.... don't be scared.
I have yet to review you. I skimmed a few of your writes and boy they're not for ordinary people.read moreI have yet to review you. I skimmed a few of your writes and boy they're not for ordinary people.
but 'll do my best.
8 Years Ago
You do not need to review me, I don't consider this a quid pro quo type of thing. I'd rather you di.. read moreYou do not need to review me, I don't consider this a quid pro quo type of thing. I'd rather you didn't feel obligated to do so, forced reviews full of cliché pleasantries anger me greatly.
8 Years Ago
I understand and totally agree. but I honestly want to. call me old fashioned but as the site says, .. read moreI understand and totally agree. but I honestly want to. call me old fashioned but as the site says, I need to return the love. and I won't sound "cliche". promise.
Giggling here....dye it like an Easter egg! I know you don't write poetry often, Woody, but when you do, it tickles me. Love the humor and the rhyming. Very good. Lydi**
Posted 8 Years Ago
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
8 Years Ago
haha like an Easter egg? with stripes all around? some suggested green or blue but this one's the be.. read morehaha like an Easter egg? with stripes all around? some suggested green or blue but this one's the best. thank you so much Lydia. when a real poet praises my silly attempts, I'm in the moon.
This is your best "twist" that I've read of your stuff so far! Love it! But I was so engrossed in your descriptions of exercise vs diet, I wasn't even thinking ahead to any possible twist coming from the twist-master. In my younger days, I could go with exercise only, eating mostly what I pleased. But that doesn't work so well as we age! *smile*
Posted 8 Years Ago
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
8 Years Ago
I forgot to mention . . . this might be your best crazy-name wordsmithing I've read so far: "Hugh Mo.. read moreI forgot to mention . . . this might be your best crazy-name wordsmithing I've read so far: "Hugh Mongusbum"
8 Years Ago
the twist and the name which seems to have eluded some. Not quite obvious, I'm sure.
I'm migh.. read morethe twist and the name which seems to have eluded some. Not quite obvious, I'm sure.
I'm mighty flattered by your words. as for your wnting to lose weight, *sigh* I envy you.
thank you for reading and commenting, Dear.
Good Woody! The pun on diet in the last verse is very funny. I have great fun writing limericks - I will post a selection for you to have a look at. In verse 2 I'm a bit puzzled about your use of 'he's' - shouldn't it be his?
Keep up the good work!
Alan
Posted 8 Years Ago
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
8 Years Ago
ta very much my friend. yes I guess the best thing is the pun on diet and the name.
of cours.. read moreta very much my friend. yes I guess the best thing is the pun on diet and the name.
of course it is his. stupid mistake. should've read before posting. I hate that kind of mistakes in others.
I've always loved limericks. I'd like very much to read yours. I've posted a few myself.
Great little take on a joke as old as the hills Woody. You have a natural talent and always I leave your page chuckling.
How about pink with blue spots?
Posted 8 Years Ago
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
8 Years Ago
haha trying to picture that. pink. blue spots that turn red when..nah let's not get into specifics. .. read morehaha trying to picture that. pink. blue spots that turn red when..nah let's not get into specifics. yes she might like it.
so glad you enjoyed the story of Humongus.. I mean Hugh Mongusbum.
thanks a lot for dropping in Bob.
ok, time for an update I think. my old friends have come to know me pretty well, I trust so this is for the new comers.
I'm a Tunisian 60-year-old teacher-cum-translator, book worm who enjoys writing.. more..