Diet

Diet

A Poem by Woody
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the site seems to have messed up with this poem so I'm reposting

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This is the story of Hugh Mongusbum

A free spirit and a wonderful mate

Kind and generous as a rule of thumb

Though he’s a little bit overweight

 

He’s wife doesn’t enjoy sex anymore

His gut is to blame, his weight an ordeal

Not on the bed, not even on the floor

In his shoes, imagine how you’d feel

 

He exercised daily, went to the gym

Worked out ‘n pumped iron n’ used the treadmill

Hoping that one day he will become slim

But fat and flabby he remained still

 

The nutritionist saw the problem straight away

So he suggested: “why don’t you diet?”

In Hugh’s face joy took the place of dismay

He said: “which colour d’you think she’ll like it?”

 

 

 

 

© 2016 Woody


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Loved the eponymous name of the owner of the abominable abdominals , together with the colourful finale. You certainly know how to bring out the worst in your character and the belly laughs (sorry, no pun intended) for your readers. Thanks,Woody, for being my favourite sit down comedien.

Norm

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Woody

8 Years Ago

hahaha sit down is right. boy I'm so glad you spotted the name, Norm. I had to point it out to some .. read more



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Ah! sir, this one moved me a lot. Your tone is amusing and extremely engaging. The man- the overweight man- whose spouse, um, you know what. And, he tries to solve the perplexed problem. He does everything in his power, but in vain. The end is pretty amazing. Beautifully written, keep writing.

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Woody

8 Years Ago

thank you very much Vatsal for your kind words. glad you enjoyed it.
I really enjoyed the two stories that I read from you and so I thought to drop by and read one of your poems and honestly mate, this is great! Great choice words, cleverly written, it's funny and sorta sad at the same time. A wonderful job once again. Well done!

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Woody

8 Years Ago

aah this is my true self. I truly enjoy myself more when I write funny pieces.
thank you Edmu.. read more
Very funny! Even though it took me a while to get the joke..

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Woody

8 Years Ago

thank you so much my friend. glad you got it in the end. always look for puns in my writes. love ply.. read more
Woody

8 Years Ago

play, obviously :)
I was entertained...

Not a fan of the rhyming but you forced me to enjoy it.

Do you still look pregnant?


Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Woody

8 Years Ago

I have yet to review you. I skimmed a few of your writes and boy they're not for ordinary people.read more
Davidgeo

8 Years Ago

You do not need to review me, I don't consider this a quid pro quo type of thing. I'd rather you di.. read more
Woody

8 Years Ago

I understand and totally agree. but I honestly want to. call me old fashioned but as the site says, .. read more
Giggling here....dye it like an Easter egg! I know you don't write poetry often, Woody, but when you do, it tickles me. Love the humor and the rhyming. Very good. Lydi**

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Woody

8 Years Ago

haha like an Easter egg? with stripes all around? some suggested green or blue but this one's the be.. read more
LOL, it took me a minute to get it. This is a good humorous poem, I like it.

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Woody

8 Years Ago

thanks loads Rain :) so glad it made you laugh.
thanks for stopping by.
This is your best "twist" that I've read of your stuff so far! Love it! But I was so engrossed in your descriptions of exercise vs diet, I wasn't even thinking ahead to any possible twist coming from the twist-master. In my younger days, I could go with exercise only, eating mostly what I pleased. But that doesn't work so well as we age! *smile*

Posted 8 Years Ago


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barleygirl

8 Years Ago

I forgot to mention . . . this might be your best crazy-name wordsmithing I've read so far: "Hugh Mo.. read more
Woody

8 Years Ago

the twist and the name which seems to have eluded some. Not quite obvious, I'm sure.
I'm migh.. read more
Good Woody! The pun on diet in the last verse is very funny. I have great fun writing limericks - I will post a selection for you to have a look at. In verse 2 I'm a bit puzzled about your use of 'he's' - shouldn't it be his?
Keep up the good work!
Alan

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Woody

8 Years Ago

ta very much my friend. yes I guess the best thing is the pun on diet and the name.
of cours.. read more
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Hugh Mungusbum! hahahahaha You are hilarious...and adorable :)

Posted 8 Years Ago


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Woody

8 Years Ago

and you are so sweet. thanks heaps Lynn :))))
Great little take on a joke as old as the hills Woody. You have a natural talent and always I leave your page chuckling.

How about pink with blue spots?



Posted 8 Years Ago


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Woody

8 Years Ago

haha trying to picture that. pink. blue spots that turn red when..nah let's not get into specifics. .. read more

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