Missed kiss

Missed kiss

A Poem by Woody
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just a silly limerick. but, hey, all limericks are silly, right?

"

There was a bespectacled Mister

Who met a young lass named Pfister

He noticed her sly winks

So he plied her with drinks

But then when he kisster he misster

© 2015 Woody


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Woody
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Not gonna take the negative view; I'm visualizing Pfister missing her lovely, willing mouth and landing, nose first, into her breathtakingly-defined, most ample and quite fragrant cleavage.
Every once in a while, Woody, ya gotta give a "sucker" an even break.
Lively limerick!

Posted 9 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Woody

9 Years Ago

haha he missed the lips but I don't know where he landed. I left that to the imagination of the read.. read more



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Not gonna take the negative view; I'm visualizing Pfister missing her lovely, willing mouth and landing, nose first, into her breathtakingly-defined, most ample and quite fragrant cleavage.
Every once in a while, Woody, ya gotta give a "sucker" an even break.
Lively limerick!

Posted 9 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Woody

9 Years Ago

haha he missed the lips but I don't know where he landed. I left that to the imagination of the read.. read more
well woody it seems you nailed it,with your special way of writing

Posted 9 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Woody

9 Years Ago

hardly :( but thanks for trying to boost my morale, wordman. I was quite proud of myself before Nusq.. read more
 wordman

9 Years Ago

you are welcome
Technically a limerick is supposed to follow a meter, 9-9-6-6-9, which this does not. Although, since your middle lines are not as long as the others, and you have a rhyming scheme, I don't think it is a big deal. If you ask me, Pfister sounds more like the name of a liquor than any fine lass... :P Which leads me to wonder if the problem here is how thoroughly sauced this mister is, or if there was an issue with his spectacles to begin with. :D I wonder what he managed to kiss when he did miss...

Posted 9 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Woody

9 Years Ago

haha thank yu for an amusing review, N.
I see the red dragon' back! nice to see you again my .. read more
Nusquam Esse

9 Years Ago

furthermore the lines are supposed to be divided into groups of three feet. da-da-DUM-da-da-DUM-da-.. read more
Woody

9 Years Ago

god!!! I thought limericks were the easiest form of poetry.
now I have to watch for the feet!
Have you ever seen the Specsaver's TV adverts? They're hilarious, especially the one about the shepherd shearing his sheep. He's so short sighted that he ends up giving his poor dog an incredibly untidy shearing, and the caption at the end of each advert is 'Should've gone to Specsaver.'

Posted 9 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Woody

9 Years Ago

nope. never heard of that but I'm going to check it out immediately :)
Woody

9 Years Ago

hilarious, Beccy. thanks :)
Poor chap, should have gone to Specsavers. :)

Beccy.

Posted 9 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Woody

9 Years Ago

oh shoot! I'm usually better than this! your "Specsavers" showed me my error. I'll make the change.<.. read more
I think this is prety good. It rhymes, it scans; it's a funny limerick.

Posted 9 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Woody

9 Years Ago

aww thank you Marie. I'm glad I got this one right.
Love the rhyming in this one...sing songy and cute. Certainly made me smile. You have a wonderful sense of humor. Lydi**

Posted 9 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Woody

9 Years Ago

thank you so much Lydi. remove humour from my life and I'm a dead man :)
This is cute. It sounds like both of them might have been a bit soused.

Posted 9 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Woody

9 Years Ago

thank you Sam. I suppose "soused" means drunk. never come across it. if so, then yeah, obviously he'.. read more
Samuel Dickens

9 Years Ago

Yes, it's another word for it. At some point, I might also say "pie-eyed", "s**t-faced", or "looped".. read more

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