Missed kiss

just a silly limerick. but, hey, all limericks are silly, right?

There was a bespectacled Mister

Who met a young lass named Pfister

He noticed her sly winks

So he plied her with drinks

But then when he kisster he misster

Author's Note

nothing to write home about.

Reviews

[Jimmy Yetts]

Not gonna take the negative view; I'm visualizing Pfister missing her lovely, willing mouth and landing, nose first, into her breathtakingly-defined, most ample and quite fragrant cleavage.
Every once in a while, Woody, ya gotta give a "sucker" an even break.
Lively limerick!

[Woody]

haha he missed the lips but I don't know where he landed. I left that to the imagination of the reader.
thanks Frankie :)

[Scrap]

Hick Hick :))))

But then when he kisster he misster....'only to reach her sissster' :)))

[Woody]

haha I should've thought of that. but then a limerick has only five lines.
thanks again Scrap.

[Viv Wade]

Haha, fun poem about the drunken nose-bump! Made me laugh!

[Woody]

thanks heaps Viv. glad it made you laugh :)

[several thousand]

xD Too funny!! I love it when I read something that makes me laugh out loud!

[Woody]

thanks a lot Poet face. so glad it made you laugh :)

[SyberRose]

I loved this...very very funny Woody...and so cute...a great limerick...Rose

[Woody]

thanks a bunch Rose :) what a joy to help keep that smile shining!

[Troy Henson]

Hehe i could only imagine drinking to the point where this would actually happen. Creative indeed.

[Woody]

well believe it or not, Troy, this actually happened to me. that's why now, not only do I not drink and drive, I do not drink and kiss either :)
thanks my friend. happy you enjoyed.

[rubie]

clever and whimsical!

just another example of the dangers of mixing romance and drinks....

[Woody]

oh I don't know, often drinks mellow the mood and constitute Dutch courage as they say :) thank you rubie for stopping by.

[Tom McRoberts]

They say laughter is the best medicine--better not let on to the pharmaceutical companies about you, Woody, else they'll find a way to charge me! Great write, man.

[Woody]

haha too much honour, Tommy boy. thank you my friend. limericks are fun, especially for someone who's poetic capaacities are limited :)

[Relic]

hahaha, good one Woody. :)

[Woody]

thanks a lot Relic. glad you liked it :)

[Nadia Gerassimenko]

Hahahahaha.....should have known from the name Pfister!
Oh, dear, what a hearty laugh! Made my day!

[Woody]

aren't I glad I've brightened your day! thank you Nadia. :))

[Valentine]

He missed her huh? So just where did that kiss end up? Valentine A funny one.

[Woody]

the poor devil is as blind as a bat. he ended up kissing the back of the chair, methinks.
thank you Kathie :)