The Jungle Book

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King of the Jungle

Zan lives in the jungle with the apes

He’s feared by lions and gators

He fell in a barrel of tar by the lake

While picking up wild potaters

Now the hyenas are mocking the man

They laugh n’ jeer n’ call him Tar Zan 

 

Smoking Jane

When Jane threw her cigarette on the forest floor

Unwittingly ignoring the ashtray by the door

 

She started a fire that spread like… wild fire

Making the elephant climb a tree, to escape the pyre

 

But for his defense, he made a trunk call, posthaste

Before the whole freaking place went to waste

 

The firefighters started running hither and thither

Hurriedly drawing water from the nearby river

 

Now Tarzan despondently stood and watched his domain

As crying Jane promised not to ever smoke again

 

 

Hide and Seek

The felines met to play a game

Tigers, lions, they all came

“Come let’s all play hide and seek

And I promise I’ll not peek,”

Said the leopard they call Rita

But they knew she was a cheetah

 

 

Huma

 

There was a young man from Yuma

Who once told a joke to a puma

Now the puma didn’t laugh

But, instead, bit his calf

That puma had no sense of huma

Reviews

[Gee]

And the monkeys came, all lesbians,
led by the crop haired Lana,
who got her kicks, with primate chicks,
and her Ann Summers banana.
Whilst the monkey males,told sad tales,
of life without vagina,
their bleeding hearts responsible for,
the sharp rise in acute angina.

Morning Woody !!!

[Woody]

you're one of a kind, Gee :)) very funny. is it yours. I wonder? if so, why don't you post it?
I post poems to elicit a smile and get one back. thank you my friend.

[Gee]

I tend to leave the funny stuff to those of you that do it best Woody, and there are vey few of you who pull it off. Oh, and yes my friend it is a Gee original...

[Woody]

flattery will get you anywhere :)
and you're also modest. you're a good man, Gee.

[Gee]

Thank you..

[Gee]

Hi Woody, have posted as a poem with an extra 8 lines.....hope you are well

[Woody]

I'm on it Gee :)

[Marie]

I see you've collected all your little rhymes into one rollicking epic.

[Woody]

yes Marie with the addition of "smoking Jane". thank you Marie.

[jacob erin-cilberto]

okay rolling on the floor here....my cat is wondering what the hell is going on!

[Woody]

thank you so much jacob. glad you enjoyed this.