And the monkeys came, all lesbians,
led by the crop haired Lana,
who got her kicks, with primate chicks,
and her Ann Summers banana.
Whilst the monkey males,told sad tales,
of life without vagina,
their bleeding hearts responsible for,
the sharp rise in acute angina.
Morning Woody !!!
Posted 8 Years Ago
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8 Years Ago
you're one of a kind, Gee :)) very funny. is it yours. I wonder? if so, why don't you post it? .. read moreyou're one of a kind, Gee :)) very funny. is it yours. I wonder? if so, why don't you post it?
I post poems to elicit a smile and get one back. thank you my friend.
8 Years Ago
I tend to leave the funny stuff to those of you that do it best Woody, and there are vey few of you .. read moreI tend to leave the funny stuff to those of you that do it best Woody, and there are vey few of you who pull it off. Oh, and yes my friend it is a Gee original...
8 Years Ago
flattery will get you anywhere :)
and you're also modest. you're a good man, Gee.
And the monkeys came, all lesbians,
led by the crop haired Lana,
who got her kicks, with primate chicks,
and her Ann Summers banana.
Whilst the monkey males,told sad tales,
of life without vagina,
their bleeding hearts responsible for,
the sharp rise in acute angina.
Morning Woody !!!
Posted 8 Years Ago
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
8 Years Ago
you're one of a kind, Gee :)) very funny. is it yours. I wonder? if so, why don't you post it? .. read moreyou're one of a kind, Gee :)) very funny. is it yours. I wonder? if so, why don't you post it?
I post poems to elicit a smile and get one back. thank you my friend.
8 Years Ago
I tend to leave the funny stuff to those of you that do it best Woody, and there are vey few of you .. read moreI tend to leave the funny stuff to those of you that do it best Woody, and there are vey few of you who pull it off. Oh, and yes my friend it is a Gee original...
8 Years Ago
flattery will get you anywhere :)
and you're also modest. you're a good man, Gee.
Very humorous:)
Enjoyed this piece very much, great format and delivery.
Thanks for sharing and b-blessed!
Posted 8 Years Ago
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8 Years Ago
thanks a lot for your kind words, Jamestown. so glad you enjoyed reading about my zany jungle. .. read morethanks a lot for your kind words, Jamestown. so glad you enjoyed reading about my zany jungle.
bless you.
Tar-zan.
How the hell did I -not- see that one coming?
Posted 8 Years Ago
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8 Years Ago
hey Matan. I like Bam bam bam :)
that's how the man acquired his name. I heard it straight fr.. read morehey Matan. I like Bam bam bam :)
that's how the man acquired his name. I heard it straight from the gator's mouth.
your visits are breath of fresh air. thank you my friend.
This is an onslaught of humor, my friend! Altho you've taken me to the African jungle, I ended up in a Midwest cornfield! The first & last stanzas were definitely standing out for me -- hilarious. I love the limerick . . . nobody does 'em anymore! Great share!
Posted 8 Years Ago
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8 Years Ago
so sweet of you m'lady :) as I always tell reviewers, what I lack in poetic prowess, I try to make u.. read moreso sweet of you m'lady :) as I always tell reviewers, what I lack in poetic prowess, I try to make up for with humour. seems to be working haha
enjoyed very much, sometimes poetry can get too serious
Posted 8 Years Ago
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8 Years Ago
exactly my feeling, Emily. too many serious poets, here. damn good ones, granted so I took it upon m.. read moreexactly my feeling, Emily. too many serious poets, here. damn good ones, granted so I took it upon myself to try the lighter side. thanks a lot for stopping to read. as always, I'm glad to see you enjoy my writes.
And Arnold said, "It's not a tuma!" LOLOLOL (https://youtu.be/OaTO8_KNcuo)
I enjoyed these heartily. They made my tummy giggle. Especially Hide and Seek and Huma. I thought they all had very nice flow and rhyme too. Perfect for children's books.
Posted 9 Years Ago
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9 Years Ago
haha tuma. that's funny. didn't know that.
thanks loads Nadia. I'm elated you liked these sil.. read morehaha tuma. that's funny. didn't know that.
thanks loads Nadia. I'm elated you liked these silly ones. incidentally, I am a child myself. that pic is my granddad's.
ok, time for an update I think. my old friends have come to know me pretty well, I trust so this is for the new comers.
I'm a Tunisian 60-year-old teacher-cum-translator, book worm who enjoys writing.. more..