All's well that ends well

All's well that ends well

A Story by Woody
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A man nearly gets killed while crossing the street. He is saved by a clever surgeon.

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 The loud screech of tires, followed by a dull thud caused heads to snap around towards the source of the noise. Then all the people in the vicinity moved as one. They converged on the figure sprawled in the middle of the street. Only the head and torso of the man were visible as the lower part of his body was under the truck that hit him. His face was a red mask. A cacophony of voices could be heard: “OH, MY GOD!” and “MINE GOT” and “HARI KRISHNA!” and some other Chinese gibberish. One Japanese had his Nikon glued to his eye and was firing away while an old lady standing by his side was weeping silently. One of the gawkers rushed to the poor devil and expertly put two fingers to the man’s carotid, feeling for a pulse. He raised his head and declared: 


“HE'S ALIVE!” 


The crowd issued a collective sigh of relief and voices were heard saying: “Praised be the Lord” and “Halleluiah” and “Born in the USA”. 


Finally, the wail of an ambulance could be heard from two blocks away.

 

Dagobert is usually more careful when crossing the street but that fateful morning, he had so much on his brain that he never saw the truck hurtling down the street. It hit him smack on the face. Anyway, they rushed him to hospital, the ambulance flew. But when they arrived there was naught they could do. (Hey, that's poetry! God, I surprise even myself sometimes.) The surgery took six hours.


He's now in the recovery room, face all covered in bandages and the surgeon is taking his pulse and looking at his watch. He's going to be late again, I know. "How're you feeling, asks the surgeon?"
Still woozy from the anesthetics, Dago, as his friends call him, says: "I feel like I've been hit by a truck. How did the operation go, Doc?" Doctor Hoo (he's Chinese, by the way) smiles benignly at the bandages and says reassuringly: 


"I'm proud to say that the operation was a success although you lost your right eye, I'm afraid. It was completely useless when they scraped it off the grill of the truck. But we did save your left eye."
"Well I should be grateful, says Dagobert in a trembling voice, thank you so much."

"No need to thank me. Glad to have been of assistance. Now, take a good rest and before leaving, remember to ask the nurse to give you the eye we saved."

© 2014 Woody


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"All's well that ends well?"... I mean does the saying, "look on the bright side" count when he can't see?.. :P

sounds like some of the doctors I work with.. is it in one of those "pickling" jars, sitting on the nurses station?.. what the heck was the doctor operating on then, the "eye" he saved?.. ha!..

cute Woody, as always got a little giggle..

Dr Hoo knew
was nothing he could do
He tried stitches and glue
even some homemade brew
a stew of ghastly green goo
threw in a hammer and screw
at last-the crew
somehow pulled through
fixed it right up, almost like new
what's left, but to enjoy the view?
(couldn't resist)..


Posted 9 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Woody

9 Years Ago

lol I swear you're a riot April. romantic, naughty and funny (wow what a combination!)
look o.. read more
AprilRN1210

9 Years Ago

You always tickle my funny bone Woody, you know I am a fan!... Glad I could make you giggle.. You ar.. read more
Woody

9 Years Ago

a fun fan :) couldn't've hoped for better.



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Nicely written. Kept the interest alive right till the end. It is good if we can manage to laugh at the more serious and painful aspects of life.
Keep it up :)


Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Woody

8 Years Ago

that's exactly my motto, Doc :)
thanks a lot for stopping to read another silly write. glad i.. read more
"All's well that ends well?"... I mean does the saying, "look on the bright side" count when he can't see?.. :P

sounds like some of the doctors I work with.. is it in one of those "pickling" jars, sitting on the nurses station?.. what the heck was the doctor operating on then, the "eye" he saved?.. ha!..

cute Woody, as always got a little giggle..

Dr Hoo knew
was nothing he could do
He tried stitches and glue
even some homemade brew
a stew of ghastly green goo
threw in a hammer and screw
at last-the crew
somehow pulled through
fixed it right up, almost like new
what's left, but to enjoy the view?
(couldn't resist)..


Posted 9 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Woody

9 Years Ago

lol I swear you're a riot April. romantic, naughty and funny (wow what a combination!)
look o.. read more
AprilRN1210

9 Years Ago

You always tickle my funny bone Woody, you know I am a fan!... Glad I could make you giggle.. You ar.. read more
Woody

9 Years Ago

a fun fan :) couldn't've hoped for better.
Wonderful story and as always I read with anticipation to see the ending! You have a great outlook on life and I love that you can see the humor in it, even amidst some of the pain :-)

Posted 9 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Woody

9 Years Ago

thank you very much Dara. as I keep telling reviewers, there's never any malice or meanness in my wr.. read more
Dara

9 Years Ago

Your gift to bring smiles to people is so appreciated. It is true what they say, "Laughter is the b.. read more
At least Dago (shame on you, W!) can't see the medical bills; will probably have to sell the eye to help cover them.
A darkly humorous tale, Woody, that nonetheless well entertains.

Posted 9 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Woody

9 Years Ago

hahaha sell the eye to pay the bill!!! should've thought of that.
I didn't mean anything by D.. read more
Very funny, Woody. I somehow thought you were going to have the doctor be the one to hit him in the truck, but this is even better! Your stories always make me laugh. Thank you, my friend...:)

Posted 9 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Woody

9 Years Ago

thank YOU for stopping by B. I'm elated that this one tickled your funny bone.
Bright Ocean Star

9 Years Ago

you are welcome..:)
You are so mean. The poor guy, eyes and face bandaged and you want him to retrieve the good eye they saved, clever and funny ending, Valentine

Posted 9 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Woody

9 Years Ago

thanks a lot Valentine. I assure you I'm a gentle and caring man. but with humour, it's no holds bar.. read more
Valentine

9 Years Ago

That's all right, I laughed at the story. We all need laughs now and then. Kathie
Lol. :)
Thanks for my morning smiles Woody!
Love the bit of poetry you wove into this.
You're good!

Posted 9 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Woody

9 Years Ago

:)) you're so kind Ana and one of the sweetest reviewers.
reading your poetry must've somehow.. read more
Matching Socks

9 Years Ago

I think you're a closet poet Woody and it's time to come out! :)
The rest of your family can .. read more
Woody

9 Years Ago

haha you think we're all bundled up in there? we don't own one of those walk-in closets.
now,.. read more
Very dark, Mr Woody! A good write, thats for sure!

Posted 10 Years Ago


Woody

10 Years Ago

thank you Chloe. teah ok everybody says it's dark but look at the funny side of it :)
after al.. read more
Symphonic_Sunflowers

10 Years Ago

I did get a laugh out of it
Always that grand twist in the tail. A bit dark perhaps, but darkly humorous is fine by me.

Beccy.

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Woody

10 Years Ago

and always super to have you drop by. thanks Dear. mmm yes black humour. as long as I manage to make.. read more
I had to come back and read another. Darker? Yes. Funny? Oh yes! The end made me go from a smile, to a gasp, to a laugh, all in one motion. (it wasn't pretty.)

Great write Woody.

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Woody

10 Years Ago

thank you Dear :)
I choose to laugh about serious matters. hey life's too full of horror these.. read more
Kayja Symphious

10 Years Ago

I agree. Also, since I worked as a lab tech (I'm better at science than writing) in a hospital for y.. read more

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