That Deadly SirenA Story by WoodyA recently widowed young bride is making her goodbyes to her husband. Thanks to James A. for suggesting a better title.“Are you done crying, Dear?” asks Theresa in a soft voice. Angela is sitting on the sofa. Her mother, Theresa, ex-cop, is by her side, holding her hands. The twenty-year-old young woman has been crying her eyes out all morning. She’s quiet now. She raises her head and dabs at her red-rimmed eyes with a white lacy handkerchief. “No, I’m resting,” she whispers. Angela had only been married a month when the Grim Reaper (Grimmy, to his friends) claimed her 80-year-old husband’s soul, two days ago. There he lies, , dead to the world, supine on the threadbare Persian carpet he bought last year from Tunisia. Members of the family and a few friends are scattered about the living room, whispering, sipping wine and snickering behind their hands.
Angela heaves a sigh. As if on queue, the door bell goes “DING! DING!” (the “DONG” stopped working since the poor man died.) The maid opens the door and ushers two men in. One is fat and sports a ridiculously small moustache, just a smudge under his nose; and the other is thin, with droopy eyelids and a fixed smile. They’re the undertakers, come to take George. As they’re struggling with the stiff corpse of the deceased, endeavouring to put him in the carved mahogany coffin, the freshly widowed lady launches into a new fit of sobbing. Mother Theresa (what? Should I call her Father Theresa, instead?) puts her arm around her daughter’s shoulders, “There, there!” George’s wig slips off his bald pate and his brother (half brother, actually, as his father had married a Vietnamese girl who.. but that’s another story) delicately places it on the man’s chest. Angela is horrified and jumps up, declaring that her husband has never left the house bare headed. She rushes to the bedroom to fetch George's denture adhesive. She knows he always kept it near the Viagra box. “Just a tiny drop”, she says over her shoulder, “and the problem is fixed”. When she comes back, however, the wig is in place and the men are marching towards the door. One of them, the fat one, I think, tells her: “That’s alright, Madam, we found a thumb tack on the table.” She stares at them, pop-eyed in mute dismay.
The undertakers march out followed by Angela and her mother. The bereaved young lady’s face is hidden behind a black veil. She holds on to her mother’s arm as if afraid she might collapse. Everyone else files out and gets into their cars. Mother Theresa opens the black Mercedes door and pushes her daughter's head down. "Watch the head, Dear!" She, then, goes round and gets in next to her. The hearse pulls out at a slow pace and the procession follows.
Mother Theresa takes her daughter’s hand. “Tell me, darling,” asks mother Theresa, “what happened? I thought he had a good constitution.” “It was his heart, mother. But he was such a wonderful man. He was considerate, affectionate, caring, soft-hearted, which is probably what killed him.” She sighs audibly. “Sunday was his favourite day as we used to make love to the sound of the church bell.” Her eyes tear up again. “He would still be alive if that damn fire engine hadn’t gone past.” © 2016 WoodyFeatured Review
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Added on March 25, 2014Last Updated on April 5, 2016 Tags: fun humour nothing serious AuthorWoodyMateur, Bizerte, TunisiaAboutok, time for an update I think. my old friends have come to know me pretty well, I trust so this is for the new comers. I'm a Tunisian 60-year-old teacher-cum-translator, book worm who enjoys writing.. more..Writing
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