What's up, Doc?

elderly couple at the doctor's

WHAT’S UP DOC?
The sun is up and it’s riding so high
Fluffy clouds are adorning the sky

But for Jim and his wife, there’s no joy
As they fearfully look at Doctor Malloy

Dreading what he was about to reveal
Their foreboding hard to conceal

But now the examination’s over and done
Gone’s the prodding and the probing, gone’s the fun

Doc Malloy haws and hums and fidgets some more
Then finally says: “I cannot say for sure

Bring some sperm and some stool for my test
And some urine then you can go have a rest”

Jim, being deaf through and through,
Says: “What was that, I pray you?”

And before Doc Malloy makes himself clear,
His wife shouts: “DOC NEEDS YOUR UNDERWEAR, DEAR!”

Reviews

[Stephen]

Lol ~~ You such a son of a fun ~~ It makes me laugh indeed. Don`t ya think, you should have to give a shot to your such kinda poetry`s too?? Umm, I think, it`s good. if suppose someday, your such kinda poems get published in some sexy magazines ~~ all horny ladies`d be striding towards you to have your underwear ... lol Ha! *Smiling* .. Well penned! it makes me laugh!

[Woody]

you're succh a funny guy. ok I'll think about it.
thank you very much for the review. glad you like it.

[Stephen]

Oh you`ll think about it? Sounds Intoxicating!! Now don`t ya think, your so FURIOUS to put off your underwear in front of those horny ladies??Voo.. Sounds good.. Hey, all the best for your night.. don`t make those sexy ladies more wild or else, they`d be leaving some marks of their RED LIPSTICK on you ~~ on an every portion of your Hot body ...Oh No ~~ Freaking Hell ... Lol *Just kidding* Don`t take it personal .. Anyway, my pleasure, reading your beautiful stuffs means watching the real beauty in a hilarious way ~~ in your words. Keep moving on, pal.

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha Sir Woody you always make me laugh so hard.Thank you!!!

[Woody]

:)) thanks loads, Dear. you're making a happy man out of me. life's too short. laugh hard every time you can.

[Vidya Bacchus]

I do that for sure.You are very welcome my sweet friend.Have a great weekend Woody :)

[Woody]

you too, mlady :)

[Bright Ocean Star]

Engluva, I'm so happy you are on my friend's list. You make me laugh out loud! I love this! So unexpected, knock me on the floor giggling. Keep them coming, please!

[Woody]

Thank you ever so much, Dear. Your comment is the first thing I read this morning and, boy, is it going to be a gorgeous day!! :))

[Delmar Cooper]

I firmly believe, because I've heard it said "there's nothing new under the sun." However, that is a refreshing light you keep to shine on old things.

[Woody]

Thanks Delmar. I won't repeat myself as I've already explained it previously. But, boy! Am I getting a big head!

[lissalovesyou]

Wow...I can't stop laughing

[Woody]

and I'm a happy man :)