My A*s

I crack myself up

Every day, I wake up and thank God for my fat a*s.

Thats right, my a*s. 

It would make more sense to say my eyes right? Because it is innate? 

Well, yes, I love these beautiful gate-ways to my soul, however, I did not build these gate ways. 

This one day, years ago, I looked at myself pivoting away from the mirror, and thought

"Damn, I can use an a*s to fill these jeans, as a*s like the one that El Salvadorian girl has in my Chemistry class..."

So I joined the track team and was on it for 3 years. 

So I joined a gym and did lunges 3 times a week

So I ate steak right after my workouts

So I stood with my back a little straighter

Now...

If I tell someone to kiss my a*s, It is because I want to bless them

I am confused as to why I made this a poem, and not a love letter

There are two beautiful moons in my life now 

Today, I look in the mirror and recognize that I believe in a higher power

I thank God for giving me the diligence in order to achieve my goal

I take a moment to thank myself, because I am a key part of this operation 

Reviews

[Adam Adams]

"If I tell someone to kiss my a*s, It is because I want to bless them..."

here you talk real like real woman. you be surely real lady of hearts' who betcha understands how to feed souls. i must consider this poetry - a love letter prose as.. it's so filled with something your heart never spoken to anyone else but now you speak... to the world in words. very nicely depicted. would surely be kissing your big a*s for sure! even who ain't wish being blessed!? damn! xoxo

[Pete]

This is hilarious. I can't stop smiling and laughing. "If I tell someone to kiss my a*s, It is because I want to bless them I am confused as to why I made this a poem, and not a love letter There are two beautiful moons in my life now" - classic

[Sarah]

Interesting read. Thank you.