Alien Poetry Corner

A collection of poems about aliens...

My Alien Bride

She was so beautiful, my alien bride.

To these upstanding government agents, I must confide.

Her hair was as slick as oil, covered in the stuff in fact.

Her bulbous green eyes like big emeralds, to me, they did attract.

I hold her scaly blue hand, making sure not to get cut by her claws.

As she drinks her sulfuric acid while we curl up and watch Jaws.

The luminescent pods on her back sure do emit an alluring glow.

She tells me, “It is to show you when I want you, just look, they even grow.”

We are not so different, she and I.

She stands on two feet, has two hands and one extra eye.

I love her to death, tentacle and all.

Oh no, from her home planet, her mother does call.

She misses her planet, I am the only reason she stays here.

I tell her, “I’ll get the surgery, let’s get out of here.”

She calls in a favor and a doctor from her planet does come.

He applies a cream and makes my whole body numb.

To live on her planet, he gives me some gills.

He gives me their skin and says to me, “You have to take these pills.”

I say my goodbyes; I’m going to miss my family and friends.

We whiz away on her ship and I think to myself, “I’ll have to get use to these contact lens.”

 

 

UFO

It came from above at lightning speed.

It came in so fast that it made me fall off of my steed.

It hovered above me and made an odd whirring sound.

A door opens up as I hear in plain English, “Look at we’ve found.”

They zap me with a laser and everything becomes dark.

I awake in the spaceship, to a painful spark.

The aliens are green, and covered in red cloth.

They chant in strange languages, as their mouths begin to froth.

Their heads are too big and their bodies too small.

Their razor sharp teeth do glint from under each of their shawl.

They poke me, and prod me, but not in the wrong place.

They test me in all sorts of ways; they even let me out in space.

I awoke again to them touching me, touching me in such a wrong way.

It felt good, it felt bad; and I didn’t know what to do, so I did pray.

God didn’t answer me, they merely finished me up.

They also had me pee in a cup.

They stuck a needle in me, I fell back to sleep.

I awoke a third time sitting atop my sheep.

I was fully clothed, not naked like just before.

I had a throbbing headache, I felt like a w***e.

I didn’t know what to do, or who I should call.

So I got off my sheep, went home and did scrawl,

“Farewell, cruel world, I have been violated in so many ways”.

“I know you won’t me miss me, or even give me praise.”

“I don’t know what to do, except to say goodbye.”

“Oh yeah, one more thing; when you bury me, use my good tie.”

 

Invasion

Greetings earthlings, we have a message for all of you to hear.

We are taking this planet; it’s so beautiful, we cannot help it.

All these trees, mountains, and animals galore, it is no wonder you want it.

We have seen your blue skies, the horizon under a sunset.

We have seen your tidal waves, and your big blue ocean.

So get ready for us, we are coming to kill most of you.

We will keep a few of you around, as pets and test subjects.

Don’t try to fight, even though we know you will.

You cannot beat us, we are so advanced it is a little sad.

We will not get sick from all your diseases.

We do not get hurt by a splash of water, whoever thought that up is ridiculous.

Our skin is bullet-proof, we have tested that out.

We thrive in all atmospheres; even your oxygen filled one.

You cannot hurt our ships, and our computers are too advanced.

They are partly organic you see, we had to change some of them so that you could hear us.

We are taller than most of you, and stronger to boot.

We will not need your buildings, your cities and towns are history.

Most of you will be killed as we fire our photonic missiles from orbit.

If that does not do the job, our anti-matter weapons should finish off the rest.

It will not matter if you use atomic weapons, nor the hydrogen bomb.

Our shields operate on a frequency that even we have troubles penetrating.

You can run, you can hide, or you can even try to fight.

It will not even matter, we have already won.

It is not with pride we say this, we are not being boastful.

Our technology far surpasses your own; we have little to no weakness.

You cannot scare us, we will frighten you.

You cannot hurt us, we can kill you.

So good luck defending yourselves, we sure hope there are some of you left.

At least we had the decency to tell you we are coming, first.