A Million Bucks for a 2005 Chrysler?

A Million Bucks for a 2005 Chrysler?

A Poem by Elton Camp
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So far, there have been no offers.

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A Million Bucks for a 2005 Chrysler?

 

By Elton Camp

 

On e-Bay that’s the asking opening bid

For a clunker the owner wants to be rid

 

Car wasn’t much good when it was new

So how can such price being set be true?

 

Could it have parts made out of solid gold

Or is there some other reason it’s being sold

 

It’s original owner no need for it has seen

Since he is now riding around in a limousine

 

No armor plating in the Chrysler is there

So to use it now, he simply wouldn’t dare

 

Does the owner’s name to your mind spring

Was he ambassador, emperor or some king

 

If you think you know to whom it did belong

Post your answer and see if it’s right or wrong

 

 

© 2012 Elton Camp


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Did this belong to the president? Gene Simmoms? Payl McCartney?
My late husband once said"Use money; don't abuse it." I think buying this car would be abuse.
Donald Trump?

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Elton Camp
Elton Camp

Russellville, AL



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I am retired from college teaching/administration and writing as a hobby. My only "publications" are a weekly column in our local newspaper. Most of my writing is prose, but I do produce some "poetr.. more..

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