A Man in the Ladies' Room

Next time he will read the sign on the door more carefully.

A Man in the Ladies’ Room

 

By Elton Camp

 

Roger was in a big hurry to pee

The sign on the door didn’t see

 

Finding no facility on the wall,

He went into the nearest stall

 

And then he got a big surprise

And his mistake he did realize

 

Two women entered yacking

He knew attention had been lacking

 

Roger waited for them both to go

But another woman came in, though

 

It seemed like some very bad dream

He didn’t want to hear them scream

 

The situation was already bad enough

Roger didn’t want his hands in a cuff

 

Finally, he could hear no more sound

So he opened the door & looked around

 

He held his breath & teeth did gnash

And for the exit made a mad dash

 

A mistake like that he’d not make again

But would read the sign before going in

 

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[A Red Red Rose 4 U Luv]

LMFAO!!!! Very funny, definitely made me laugh!