She Never Nags, Argues, or Asks for Money

How to be the king of your castle.

She Never Nags, Argues, or Asks for Money

 

By Elton Camp

 

She always quietly lets me have my way

Without even a single contrary word to say

 

My plans for the day she does not disrupt

And whatever I say she’ll never interrupt

 

She never gets mad and runs home to mother

She pays not the least attention to any other

 

Not one time has she asked to go out to eat

Or made any complaint about cool or heat

 

A budget she doesn’t expect me to supply

And gifts for her there is no reason to buy

 

Any expensive make-up she doesn’t buy

And costly perfume she won’t ever try

 

She never once has said that I over drink

Or that at some blonde my eye did wink

 

I am always free to do exactly as I please

Who could have things better than these

 

Guys, if you think this would be great

Just go buy you a doll that will inflate

 

 

Reviews

[A Red Red Rose 4 U Luv]

Okay, lol your writing is so funny!

[Marie]

Or you could get a dog...