They Are Recalling WHAT!

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They Are Recalling WHAT!

 

By Elton Camp

 

Most car recalls are not a big deal

We’re still safe behind the wheel

 

Even food recalls are usually okay

If the food was cooked the right way

 

But it really comes as quite a whack

If they want your pacemaker back

 

Likewise, if it’s your artificial joint

That to a defect they should point

 

Now the latest recall that I do hear

Errors in birth control pills they fear

 

So if you took the pills like they say,

May learn you’re pregnant one day

 

They admit the pills made the wrong way

Were distributed throughout the U.S.A.

 

I wonder if Pfizer will take the baby too

Or exactly what it is they propose to do