The Committee to Re-Elect the President

The Committee is now in action and doing a superlative job.

The Committee To Re-Elect the President

 

By Elton Camp

 

On political matters I take no position

But it’s fun to watch those with ambition

 

This Committee is now composed of two

And they seem to know just what to do

 

To ensure the president’s election again,

They expose his opponents’ list of sin

 

A battle between adulterer and millionaire

All their dirty linen in public they do air

 

And available resources they expend

In a primary it seems will never end

 

But when a candidate is finally selected

His shortcoming will have been detected

 

Imagine the clips that will appear on TV

That the entire country will then get to see

 

To them, the president, his hat must doff

All while he merrily “laughs his a*s off”