Banks to Customers--Go To Hell

Times have changed.

Bank to Customers�"Please Go to Hell

 

By Elton Camp

 

I can remember a better time way back when

Banks gave toasters if an account you’d begin

 

To get your deposit they were happy as can be

And, of course, your checking account was free

 

And if you were willing open a saving account

Bank would pay interest�"a generous amount

 

Tellers were glad to see you and called by name

That’s gone and never will again be the same

 

Nothing at a bank anymore is given out free

Even to talk to a teller there may be a fee

 

Interest on savings accounts has dropped low

Some are now paying just barely above zero

 

If, “I’ll move my money elsewhere” you say

Response is, “Fine we don’t want it anyway.”

 

Big banks are the worst just as experts say

So with community banks or S&L I’ll stay

 

Compass, Regions, Wells Fargo I here tell

For my part, it’s YOU who can go to hell