Welcome to Bruno's Mens' Wear

The customer is always right.

Welcome to Bruno’s Mens’ Wear

 

By Elton Camp

 

The clerk in the mens’ clothing store

Saw one who hadn’t been there before

 

He was striding along extremely fast

As the clerk spoke, he went on past

 

The man darted into the dressing room

And slammed the door with a boom

 

For security the clerk started to call

When the customer let our a bawl

 

Horrid words he then came to hear

“There’s no toilet paper in here!”