Hello Dear in the Name of the Lord

Let me send my millions to you.

Hello Dear in the Name of the Lord

 

By Elton Camp

 

I get those lying e-mails every day

About the same things they will say

 

“My husband and I are very rich

He was a devil and I was a b***h.”

 

“Now my husband has passed away

And the doc says I may not live a day.”

 

We were never able to produce a child

With no heir, the money drives me wild.”

 

“There’s something I want you to do

Let me send my millions over to you.”

 

“Lest my evil relatives grab in haste

And this fortune terribly will waste.”

 

“Part of the money will be for you

The rest give to the Lord, please do.”

 

“So I can send this stupendous amount

Just give the number of your bank account.”

 

“If with this request you will please comply

I promise that I’ll drain your account dry.”