They Deserve What They Get

We have little problem with Peeping Toms.

They Deserve What They Get

 

By Elton Camp

 

We have friends who close the drapes tight

Just as soon as it becomes dark every night

 

“I’m afraid a peeping Tom will look at me

And that he’ll come back some more to see.”

 

And so night-to-night they live in abject fear

That to windows a prowler will come near

 

However, at our house we have less concern

That any peeper will look and then return

 

Who would delight to see old, flabby, fat

And then come back for some more of that

 

So if voyeurs into our windows should peer

They will deserve what they get, I do fear