The Worst Telemarketer Criminal

"Would you like to lower your credit card interest rate?"

The Worst Telemarketer Criminal

 

By Elton Camp

 

Government programs we often criticize

Ones that work well become a surprise

 

The donotcall.gov is sure one of those

Telemarketer door it did nearly close

 

Whereas those pests called often before

Now there’s only one that I get anymore

 

The odious words I have come to hate

“Do you want lower credit card rate?”

 

We get that annoying call most every day

They won’t stop no matter what I say

 

Reporting the violator hasn’t done any good

If the government can act, I sure wish it would

 

Caller ID never displays the company’s name

But that recorded voice is always the same

 

But it is a different number that they use

They have dozens from which to choose

 

Capital punishment I am not keen about

But, “In this case use it,” I angrily shout