Keep Your Obnoxious Baby to Yourself

The most over rated members of the human race.

Keep Your Obnoxious Baby to Yourself

 

By Elton Camp

 

 

You may think the world revolves around your brat

But I don’t agree and think it looks like a sick rat

 

From every body opening, disgusting fluids it spews

Close contact with something like that I don’t choose

 

How can you expect an inordinate amount of praise

For a creature that’s red and has a cross-eyed gaze

 

Every few minutes it will either defecate or urinate

How could such an odious entity fail, others to irritate

 

A big part of the time it spends entirely sound asleep

Awake, there’s screaming & crying from the little creep

 

And then you have the incredible nerve to be so bold

To suggest that your baby I might somehow like to hold

 

That’s an honor that I most certainly will decline to take

Why, I had far rather pick up and hold some rattlesnake

 

Babies and dogs are two things for which I have a dislike

Given a choice, I’d prefer holding Fido over your little tyke

 

 

(Just kidding"mostly)