You Won't Believe Who I Saw at Target

What a surprise it was.

You Won’t Believe Who I Saw at Target

 

By Elton Camp

 

I was surprised at who I thought that I did spy

But caught her only out of the corner of my eye

 

Even with a baseball cap and such dark glasses

I thought, “For the First Lady that easily passes.”

 

But of interest and surprise I didn’t show a trace

After all, she is entitled to her own private space

 

Nevertheless, a round-about shopping route I took

So perhaps I could inconspicuously get a better look

 

That time there wasn’t even the slightest doubt

From the White House, Mrs. Obama had slipped out

 

Standing around were several men in casual clothes

They were Secret Service.  Anybody can spot those

 

That she’d shop in a discount store I had to admire

She could’ve bought anywhere her heart did desire

 

But if Wal Mart ever should happen to find it out

They will wish they had gained her favor, no doubt