Starbucks, Where Is Your Sense of Humor?

Hire Chris back with a promotion.

Starbucks, Where Is Your Sense of Humor?

 

By Elton Camp

 

YouTube is the place his hilarious song is found

And you can easily find it if you search around

 

There’s nothing wrong with a little bit of mirth

After all, how much is national publicity worth

 

Just because Chris has made some great satire

That is no reason that you should then fire

 

If that is the stuffy way you’re going to do

It makes me less likely to buy your brew

 

Chris only said what many others are thinkin’

While your quite good coffee they’re drinkin’

 

Your national spokesperson he ought to be

He’d bring a surge in sales, so try it and see

 

Reviews

[Melissa Hoover]

Catchy. :D