The Truth About Pyramid Construction

There's a conspiracy to hide the facts. Yeah, sure.

The Truth About Pyramid Construction

 

By Elton Camp

 

(A poem dedicated to members of the lunatic fringe)

 

The facts historians are unwilling to admit

Pyramid building with Egypt doesn’t fit

 

They were dummies who worshiped a cat

How could they possibly know about that

 

It is unreasonable & going entirely too far

To think they could line them up by a star

 

And stones that heavy they couldn’t lift

It must be somebody with technical gift

 

To a sensible person it absolutely seems

That aliens in UFOs used tractor beams

 

They left evidence for future folks to see

That once before on earth they came to be

 

Eventually, they will once again do the same

The pyramids show to earth they laid a claim

 

“Sorry, eartlings, we have bad new to relate.

You are squatters here and must now vacate.”

 

“Of this planet you haven’t taken good care.

We’re taking over as ours has become bare.”