A Redneck Explains How Stonehenge Was Built

Hit were easy done.

A Redneck Explains How Stonehenge Was Built

 

 

By Elton Camp

 

 

They’s fur too many folks thet air wise in thar eyes

And won’t take th’ explaining thet th’ church supplies

 

 

Them scientists make a big fuss ‘bout a circle of rocks

Especially as to how on the top they put them blocks

 

 

They’d know, if they’d put science out o’ their head

And just trust what th’ holiness preacher told instead

 

 

Cause every thing there is wuz made in just six days

So folks used big old dinosaurs them blocks to raise

 

 

Hit wuz gonna be th’ base to a tall tower to th’ sky

God come along and confused th’ bad they did try

 

 

Th’ deep flood came and almost washed ‘em down

Thet’s th’ reason in sich back shape they’s found