A Write for All Us Bald Guys

Is that a she-bear I see coming?

A Write for All Us Bald Guys

 

By Elton Camp

 

Making fun of some person’s physical features

Is not done except by the most vicious creatures

 

It is unacceptable to point out an enormous nose

And mock that it was once part of a garden hose

 

Or to tell some man that his face is as ugly as hell

Is something that only the crudest person will tell

 

Good manners, out the window quickly are sped

When people spot a man who has a bald head

 

They feel is all right to draw mocking attention

To his lack of hair by open and sneering mention

 

The victim of the inappropriate and crude remark

Is expect to “be a good sport” as if it’s just a lark

 

Although such rudeness I absolutely do hate

Most of the time I try very hard not to retaliate

 

Delinquents who mocked Elisha for his bald head

At the claws of two she-bears, 42 ended up dead

 

So whenever one, for lack of hair ridicules me

I look around, a she-bear sort of hoping to see