Indiana Jones Makes a Visit

Be sure to wash off all those tacky drawings before he arrives.

Indiana Jones Makes a Visit

 

By Elton Camp

 

A wealthy French landowner was extremely excited

To explore his caves, a professor asked to be invited

 

“That man is the greatest archaeologist of our age.

This is certain to put my name on the front page.”

 

So a good impression he would make on the man

Jacques ordered his caves to be spick and span

 

So, to one of his workers, he gave the command

“Use the power wash & clean up good as you can.”

 

And here is something I especially want to mention

All those drawings on the walls give special attention

 

“If the cave has graffiti, he might think that I’m a lout

Instead of a person of culture, intelligence & clout.”