Hand Over the Dough

The robber fled with a bag of dough.

Hand Over the Dough

 

By Elton Camp

 

Just recently over in Cape Cod,

A robbery turned out very odd

 

Into Dunkin’ Donuts with knives

Men threatened employee lives

 

A paper bag the robbers took away

Thinking it filled with store’s pay

 

Their wisdom it’s easy to chide

They didn’t bother to look inside

 

But when they saw what they got

It put them into a very foolish spot

 

For when the truth was then told

It was a bag of donuts they stole

 

Now as they are waiting for a trial

The employees all wink and smile

 

 

Reviews

[from the desk of]

This gave me a chuckle, looks like the robbers got dough but not the kind they wanted, good rhyme and the meter is nice as well thanks for sharing.