The Public Restroom

When nature calls.

The Public Restroom

 

By Elton Camp

 

When “Number One” demands our attention

Then males have less of a problem to mention

Because we are always able to quite safely stand

While we care for the necessary matter at hand

 

With females who are less conveniently plumbed

To a much greater health risk they are succumbed

Ladies, you might not be very happy if you meet

The last person who it was that sat on that seat

 

She might have been sick or even very nearly dead

Who can know what horrible germs she has spread

And while endlessly inside the restroom you delay,

I’ll be finished in a couple of minutes & on my way