Some Folks Are So Gullible

A commentary on human intellect.

Some Folks Are So Gullible

 

By Elton Camp

 

Pity those who believe anything others say

People like that are certain Lincoln was gay

FDR was a sorry presidential ball of slime

Who knew about Pearl Harbor ahead of time

 

And 9-11 would’ve never happened that way

Except for conspiracy by Bush and the CIA

It was somebody else who John Kennedy shot

And Lee Harvey Oswald it most surely was not

 

And the moon landings didn’t ever take place

Lies by astronauts and NASA are a disgrace

President Obama in darkest Africa was born

Jesus is coming back 2011 on a May morn

 

A report that a UFO has crashed on some beach

To accept as fact would be easily in their reach

Any lesson in common sense they can’t learn

So the title of “Lunatic” they have come to earn