Fire Ants for Sale

Get them while the supply lasts.

Fire Ants for Sale

 

By Elton Camp

 

On fire ants I’m running a special deal

And at this price, they sure are a steal

And you won’t even have much to try

So that your stock will greatly multiply

 

With mounds of fire ants well on guard,

It’s easier to keep kids out of your yard

If, at night, a burglar attempts to lurk,

They may swam and drive away the jerk

 

I’m willing to guarantee that the ants live

If not, replacements I’ll be happy to give

Although any refund I just cannot grant

I make my living selling this type of ant

 

Although to order soon, you had better try

Of these fine ants there’s a limited supply

I’ll remove them freshly dug from my yard

And gladly accept cash or your credit card