Curl Up and Dye

There must be lots of strange cosmetologists out there.

Curl Up and Dye

 

By Elton Camp

 

To craziness in salon names there’s no stop

Nobody likes simple:  Meg’s Beauty Shop

 

Maybe to call the place “The Mane Attraction”

Is a way for a cosmetologist to get some action

 

Womens’ hearts, the shop fills with gladness

When it has the zany name of “Shear Madness”

 

In a spot that has been designated as “Hair Lair,”

Customers will understand why the place is there

 

It surely must have been some marketing whiz

Who picked for a salon this title, “Hair It Is”

 

I can’t imagine whom the following would love:

A beauty with the strange name, “A Cut Above”

 

When the potential names begin to become few,

Only then, I sure think, would “Clip Joint” do

 

“The Cutting Edge” sounds like a computer store

But it has been used to designate a salon before

 

“Twisted Sisters” sounds much like a kinky place

Some think the name “Hairem” is also a disgrace

 

But it seems to me there is no good reason why

A salon shouldn’t be called “Curl Up and Dye”