The Secret Life of Wally Smitty

He had an unexcelled online persona

The Secret Life of Wally Smitty

 

By Elton Camp

 

Wally is as ordinary a fellow as they come

His life, to him, seems dull and hum-drum

But once he gets home from work each day,

It’s to his computer where he loves to play

 

His picture he will gladly send upon request

He’s tall, handsome, and has hair on his chest

To be a movie star Wally surely looks to be fit

In fact, he has a big resemblance to Brad Pitt

 

His daily work is, Wally is just so proud to say

In the CIA or some days he is a Green Beret

Although he has to drive an older Kia sedan,

He claims a Corvette because he’s “The Man”

 

And Wally also asserts that he has money galore

How could any girl he meets ask anything more

But at times his secret life he truly comes to hate

Because it’s so hard to keep his stories straight