Smoking Is So Sophisticated

Smokers exude a certain aura all right.

Smoking Is So Sophisticated

 

By Elton Camp

 

Yellow teeth, cigarette breath, holes in clothes

Why, nearly everyone admires things like those

Causing all in your vicinity to cough and frown

These are truly the best of smoking to be found

 

Smoker’s clothes so reek of vile cigarette smoke

That even when not puffing, he makes us choke

The tobacco addict always demands an ashtray

But rarely have I seen one take the filth away