The Plumber

Bubba brought one thing I wish he hadn't.

The Plumber

 

By Elton Camp

 

When the pipes under sink began to leak,

Help of Big Bubba’s Plumbing I did seek

Bubba promised he’d be there right away

And he showed up later that very same day

 

He said, “Big Bubba is here your pipes to fix.

I brought the tools to help me do the tricks.”

Wrenches, pliers, solder�"nothing did he lack

But, so sad to say, he also had plumber’s crack