Goldilocks in Big Trouble

Will lying save her?

Goldilocks in Big Trouble

 

By Elton Camp

 

Goldilocks had always been a spoiled brat

Found a house unlocked and acted like a rat

 

When she found the most comfortable chair,

She broke it apart without even a single care

 

Just-right porridge she found just sitting about

Which she then bolted down with a greedy shout

 

She messed up a first and then a second bed

Until she found one she liked to rest her head

 

Papa Bear came home to find all she’d done

Snarling mad toward the bed he came in a run

 

“Whoops,” she said as she saw his angry face

“I thought this was a bed & breakfast place.”