So That's What It's Called

A new term has been accepted into dictionaries.

So That’s What It’s Called

 

By Elton Camp

 

The English language continues to grow

Now there’s one for when pants overflow

“Muffin top” has become a new addition

To describe a most deplorable condition

 

Really, I never could understand the way

Folks put their middle on public display

The young and trim can do it if they must

In the case of a fatso, it only bring disgust

 

Someone will say, “Just ignore that sight,”

But, to me, it’s like seeing a wreck or fight

From the gory it’s hard our eyes to divert

And it’s just the same for a too-short shirt