Orchard Bank Outrageous Spam

This bank needs to reconsider its marketing procedures.

Orchard Bank Outrageous Spam

 

By Elton Camp

 

It’s truly very incensed with this bank that I am

Some weeks ago, it began to flood me with spam

Clicking “Unsubscribe” didn’t do a bit of good

Although the spam e-mail claimed that it would

 

I often tried to stop it by using “Blocked Address,”

But their marketing continues to send their mess

Dozens of servers seem to spew their junk out

Ever to block them all I am beginning to doubt

 

Directly to the bank I asked to be off of their list

They agreed, but apparently, to delete me missed

Their marketing procedures are very odious to me

And I wouldn’t take their card even if it were free

 

 

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