Suzy Finds Her Soul Mate

Suzy is all smiles as she tells of her upcoming wedding.

Suzy Finds Her Soul Mate

 

By Elton Camp

 

We couldn’t believe what Suzy said

That she, next week would be wed

“Oh, he is so the man of my dreams.”

She couldn’t be any happier, it seems

 

“Every day he tells how he loves me so.

And of all the wonderful places we’ll go.

He says that I am just his little Honey,

Not marrying him because he has money.”

 

“And he also is as handsome as can be.

In him, Matt Damon’s face I always see.

Colin’s a lover of good music and fine art.

He swears that, when wed, we’ll never part.”

 

We asked why it was Colin we hadn’t met

“Why, even I haven’t actually done that yet.

But his picture and description he has sent

All he has promised, I know that he meant.”

 

Suzy thought it so wonderful she could find

Her soul mate so easily by just going online

Her money to the wedding she plans to take

We just hope she’s not making a big mistake

 

Meanwhile, Colin is feeling his scruffy beard

Because he is old, evil, and poor as we feared

And then he checks the sharpness of his knife

As his completes his plans for his latest wife