There Must Be Idiots GaloreA Poem by Elton CampI am on to all their tricks.There Must be Idiots Galore By Elton Camp Tricks work or they wouldn’t try anymore So, it seems there must be idiots galore Just last week, a stranger came by to say For a small price, I’ll pave your driveway But you’ll have to let me do it now, today Got asphalt left that I usually throw away It is left over from a paving down the street And for me to sell it to you would be neat “I’d like to see your business license, please. It is always needed for any jobs like these.” The man squirmed and his face became pale He knew that for fraud he could land in jail And when the phone rang, on the Caller ID, “Blocked Call” is the bad message that I see I decided to go ahead and talk to him anyway Couldn’t be harm to hear what he had to say And this the proposal that I then came to learn “On your money it’s twenty percent you earn.” An easy transfer of funds he wanted to arrange I wonder who’d do anything near that strange. “I’m so glad that you found me here at home. So I can trust money to a stranger on the phone.” That was enough talk to such a lying crook I then slammed the telephone onto the hook A man later called with congratulations to pay “Good news: sweepstakes you have won today.” I learn that the prize will come quickly to me If only I pay the small required processing fee But I know sweepstakes never work that way When you really win, there is nothing to pay “I’m not interested. Your money I don’t need Try it on somebody else who has more greed.” E-mail from a company tells they’re desirous To remove from my computer a nasty virus The scan of my hard drive that they offer is free They will remove any worms or virus they see They claim that they have removed one or two And for a fee, the rest of them they will now do But I am on to their lying, cheating little trick I end the dirty scam with a quick mouse click Most people surely must not be as savvy as me There is just no way that I’ll be scammed you see I am about to shut down my computer for the night But in my e-mail comes an offer that is a delight A fabulously rich man in a plane crash has died The bank can’t find his family though they’ve tried All that money is about to meet this most awful fate It will very soon be taken over and spent by the state An employee would love to transfer it to my account If I will just share with him some of the huge amount I must promise that to nobody the transaction to reveal Because the man’s boss might think he’s trying to steal His country is wicked and corrupt, so it’d not be wrong Far better that they not misuse it, so to me it will belong This opportunity I can’t refuse, so I will meet the criteria Whatever is asked by my friend at the Bank of Nigeria.
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Added on December 8, 2010 Last Updated on December 8, 2010 AuthorElton CampRussellville, ALAboutI am retired from college teaching/administration and writing as a hobby. My only "publications" are a weekly column in our local newspaper. Most of my writing is prose, but I do produce some "poetr.. more..Writing
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